February 2012
I’m getting my asshole literally licked by this beautiful world that we live in
A vagina that taste like flaming hot cheetos
“I’m gettin’ it in”
-my dad talking about starcraft 2
imagine: a baby holding a biscuit
i want to turn every cell in my body into a hit of crack so that the children in africa have something to eat
Anal Del Rey
Anonymous asked: do you like sex?
i caught the biggest fish ever today xD
worlds-biggest-egg:
what if..omg… . .nvm
Reblog this if you love long walks on the beach but can never find a beach because you live underground and have spikes growing out of your back
shelsilversteinsbeard asked: what's your major and favorite author
whats a whitney houston and where can i buy it
the only street i’ll be occupying is the street i live on because i’m 6 and its the only street my parents will let me go on
no other feeling than the deep relationship shared with your local indian gas station owner
mountain dew with every meal
grasshopper fetish
drink blood sweat haha youre a faggot
external fuck whatever
I heard that gay people have to eat with their eyes closed because if they don’t they’ll fall in love with their food
we shall be as a city upon a hill—the eyes of all...
dumbassfils:
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proud to say i’m in the top 25 best female dodgeball players in the southeast division
If you look at a hot girl directly in the eyes for a long period of time you start to feel stoned.
“god is dead” -Scooby Doo
Intelligence is directly dependent on body weight.
the text message i received from a kid after telling him earlier today at school that i thought business was cool
“i was just wondering what interested you in terms of business. Wish i could get paid for thinking, but sometimes its a bit harder to do than just think.’anyways, noticed that Fannie Mae has $538 billion dollars outstanding, wonder when their going to pay that off....
January 2012
True Life: I Wanna Wear A Bandanna
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“The reactive man puts God to death because he can no longer bear there being a...”
– Nietzsche and Philosophy, Gilles Deleuze (via endofinquiry)
Shrek published 2 books during his career. His first and most successful book, The Bible, features the main character Jesus- who many critics suggest represent the author.
beauty is but a lightswitch away
the shivers - feather
Twelve Monkeys was originally intended to be a TV show aired on Teen Nick about a group of Texas pre-teens that replaced the name of the activity we all know as “Seven Minutes in Heaven” with “Twelve Monkeys”
i want a maid just so i can have someone else’s face to paint besides my own
i just tried to use a guitar tuner to help guide me while i was jacking off
im hosting a new megaupload page under the secret domain name: somethingwickedthiswaycums.com
i hope i get reincarnated as a guitar pick with a skull on it
i’m not telling my senator anything mostly because he’s a crocodile