December 2011
i’m glad it never snows here. Think about all the rain we’re saving
can’t believe the Giants won the superbowl again..pick on someone your own size *hairflip*
Studies show that 80% of divorced individuals had symptoms of influenza at the time that they fell in love.
i would never get the I-Phone whatever thing.if i wanted to be cyborg i would do it the right way
ow somebody casted a spell on me
it would suck to have to worry about hunger and food like all of you guys. good thing every raindrop that hits my skin gives my body the same amount of nutrients contained in a small bite of food
What’s the point of going to college if there aren’t any degrees that offer the oppurtunity to take bi-weekly expense-paid trips to heaven to help God design the new people to be born
yeah dude rainbows really don’t exist, don’t feel bad it took me awhile to get over it too
i was going through the history on my mom’s laptop yesterday and my little brother typed the following into google:
“can u unbury a dragon in skyrim”
“can u dig up a dragon in skyrim”
“is their funerals in skyrim for xbox 360”
“where can u buy rocks”
thats weird. didn’t even notice that the angel that’s usually at the top of our tree every year isn’t there and is currently being replaced by a wireless xbox 360 controller
straightwiththatheater:
The word “hipster” has become so widespread and skewed that to some people it can just mean average white person that follows trends to be “hip” as opposed to someone that goes out of their way to be different, or the classic definition, someone that basically just dresses well and listens to music that you haven’t heard of
It’s like a game of telephone
It means...
all i want for christmas is for my legos to start talking to me again
if i want to give myself a 1,000 word essay on why Bratz are better than Barbie for christmas, then I should be allowed to
somesayloudernow asked: Keep Christmas straight? Are you kidding me? Go learn some morals and love everyone. Happy Christmas.
loveislove-genderneutral asked: Hey. Hi. I'm a lesbian and I would like to say FUCK YOU.
worlds-biggest-egg:
if you think that is a cool billabong hoodie did it save your life?
It’s called christmas eve, not christmas and steve. Reblog this to keep christmas straight.
SWAG (Somethin We Asains Got) :pppp
Is it true that gay people can’t read
When I was little I never let people hold me because I always had a boner
my favorite part about life is all of the laws
What is a staple? A staple is an flexible rubber casing designed to snugly fit around the shaft of a penis.
I’m going to put your virginity in a headlock.
when i play mario party, I always pick Peach because shes such a bitch
Girls make me nervous..the same way spiders, or funerals make me nervous
I like my girls thick. And by that I mean I like my girls’ skin to contain several exfoliating multicolor layers.
A drug that doesn’t even get you high and just gives you a vagina for 2 hours
It’s impossible to masturbate with your eyes closed. Try jacking off and talking to someone at the same time-you won’t be able to do it. I’ve trained myself in light of the gods of masturbatory edifice. Lighting a cigarette with your ballsack is a lot harder than it sounds. Build-a-boner
I was never obsessed with drawing dicks but I have a faint memory of arranging the furniture...
The best thing about the holidays is how often Toy Story is played on the television.
brandnewswastikas:
Bury me with my iPads.
you aren’t proving less is more, drill-bits for fingertips
so abrasive oh you’re so colorful white
moving back home
I have to spray my penis with warm water through a sprayer in order to keep my erections down
I hope in 30 years they make a holiday about emo
My favorite quality of sluts is how much dressing they put on their salads. It’s usually enough for the whole table to enjoy and that’s very nice of them
"if you watch who wants to be a millionaire...