February 2012
alexis-cool:
similary to Tuck Everlasting, A Beautiful Mind is a movie that asks its audience: Would you choose to be crazy, or not-crazy, which is better? And personally Notcrazy i shouted at my TV.
cashcrab:
Rapper Eminem has recently shrunk into a microscopic amoeba, sources claim.
“We can’t find him anywhere because he’s amoeba and that means he’s very small,” explained scientists.
scott.11.fruit ninja. gettin pussy.
I like all types of food and all colors. im NOT racist. not all repelicans are racist. 6th grade is worst because all of my teachers hate me more than the other students. its like ok wow i might be a few feet taller than everyone else but that doesnt mean you can throw erasers and shit at me. LOVE big bang theorey.
i’m gunna get a tom sawyer tattoo. the whole book
The revolutionary whore
I caught everything with meaning on fire
i live for whores and tiny mountains
taking virginities underground
titties in caves
I’m getting my asshole literally licked by this beautiful world that we live in
A vagina that taste like flaming hot cheetos
“I’m gettin’ it in”
-my dad talking about starcraft 2
imagine: a baby holding a biscuit
i want to turn every cell in my body into a hit of crack so that the children in africa have something to eat
Anal Del Rey
Anonymous asked: do you like sex?
i caught the biggest fish ever today xD
worlds-biggest-egg:
what if..omg… . .nvm
Reblog this if you love long walks on the beach but can never find a beach because you live underground and have spikes growing out of your back
telemun2 asked: what's your major and favorite author
whats a whitney houston and where can i buy it
the only street i’ll be occupying is the street i live on because i’m 6 and its the only street my parents will let me go on
no other feeling than the deep relationship shared with your local indian gas station owner
mountain dew with every meal
grasshopper fetish
drink blood sweat haha youre a faggot
external fuck whatever
I heard that gay people have to eat with their eyes closed because if they don’t they’ll fall in love with their food
we shall be as a city upon a hill—the eyes of all...
dumbassfils:
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NEO-TOKYO
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proud to say i’m in the top 25 best female dodgeball players in the southeast division
If you look at a hot girl directly in the eyes for a long period of time you start to feel stoned.
“god is dead” -Scooby Doo
Intelligence is directly dependent on body weight.
the text message i received from a kid after telling him earlier today at school that i thought business was cool
“i was just wondering what interested you in terms of business. Wish i could get paid for thinking, but sometimes its a bit harder to do than just think.’anyways, noticed that Fannie Mae has $538 billion dollars outstanding, wonder when their going to pay that off....
